さあ、ＬＡネタをやっと最後までお送りすることができた。よかった！正直、古いネタに飽きちゃったんだ。ということで、今回は最新の時事ネタを取り上げよう。
もちろん、ミートホープ社の事件のことです。
古いというな！
P: So did you hear about the fake Korokke?
M: Fake Korokke?
P: Yeah. In the news.
M: ♪ 私はさそり座のおかま・・・♪(コロッケさんのものまね）
P: Ah, it's a fake Korokke. No, I'm talking about fake real korokke.
M: Fake real?
P: You know what I mean. A company in Hokkaido was mixing pork and other meat into their beef korokke. The package said, 100% beef, but there was other meat inside. People were really angry.
M: The Chinese were the most angry.
P: The Chinese?
M: They said, beef?! You should use cardboard!
P: ごみ餃子の話ね。No, they weren't demanding that!
M: And Fujiya said, you must mix old milk!
P: It's not シュークリーム
M: And Kyuma, Chief of the Defense Agency, said, しょうがない。
P: Were not talking about Kyuma! We're talking about fake Korokke.
M: ♪ 私はさそり座のおかま・・・ ♪
P: Not that KOROKKE! I'm talking about the Hokkaido company that made Korokke with fake meat. Do you know the name of the company? Meat Hope.
M: Good name.
P: Good name? I think it's kind of silly.
M: No it's a good name. Because when you eat the korokke you are like,
MMMMM, I hope that's meat.
P: Right.
ポイント：
＊ Cardboardはダンボール。結局、ダンボールで餃子を作っていたのがガセネタだったが、偽造餃子でも、偽造話でも、その想像力に脱帽だ。
＊ マックンのコロッケさんのものまねを実際にライブでやったけど、最低だ。
